… It’s just been plastered on the side of a transit. Congratulations to the designer who managed to bend the laws of physics and squeeze a 24 page brochure onto the side of the Mr. Monkland “Carpet Cleaner” van. Abandoned outside our office for a couple of days just before christmas I’d spend many a coffee break discovering the benifits of fibre maintanence and joys of allergy prevention. Unfortunately I’m still trying to work out which one of the three telephone numbers I should memorize. I do hope the copywriter was getting paid by the word on this job. He must have retired after this one.