We've made our first Million.

At this point we should explain that we printed the money ourselves. But before the more honest amongst you call in the fraud squad we did get permission from the Royal Bank of Scotland. We then printed 130,000, 20 20 pound notes.
No that's not a typo, it was an idea for our client 20 20 opticians.
And these money off vouchers were distributed to the lucky people of Glasgow via a couple of bulky, besuited bodyguards who had a briefcase containing the cash handcuffed to them.

Our idea made client John Hendry a lot more of the genuine stuff.