Is not this,sadly. This is in fact The Mini Chateau. Not seen one in the carpark at Aldi? Not surprising really.This little beauty is one of a limited edition of only 12.

Why Chateau? Because it boasts a shock- absorbent wine celler in the trunk,of course.

I wondered why on earth they'd re-launched the frankly pretty useless clubman, (and so did their ad agency,hence the posters for the ordinary clubman model which showed it with those odd little back doors open, accompanied with a headline suggesting that it was great for anyone needing to transport a really small horse).

But now I've seen the Mini Chateau, it all makes sense.

Cheers.